Limkemsis is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, merciless rat.

Limkemsis created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Limkemsis, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Limkemsis, he will boil you in a big pot.

Limkemsis' most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Limkemsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Do not speak about lemons.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not take Limkemsis' name in vain.