Limkemsis is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely large, merciless
rat.
Limkemsis created energy twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Limkemsis, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Limkemsis, he will boil you in a big pot.
Limkemsis' most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.
Limkemsis' Holy Commandments1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.
2. Do not speak about lemons.
3. Never look at stars.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Do not take Limkemsis' name in vain.