Zimbopsag is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, ill-tempered whale.

Zimbopsag created the world eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zimbopsag, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zimbopsag, she will turn you into a tree.

Zimbopsag's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Zimbopsag's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Put Zimbopsag first in all things.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Worship no other gods but Zimbopsag.