Tipvennan is a god.

It takes the form of a small, boastful bee.

Tipvennan created snails nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipvennan, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tipvennan, it will jump up and down on your head.

Tipvennan's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Tipvennan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Hide if nine mice approach from the north.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.