Tipvennan is a god.
It takes the form of a small, boastful
bee.
Tipvennan created snails nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tipvennan, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Tipvennan, it will jump up and down on your head.
Tipvennan's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.
Tipvennan's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.
3. Hide if nine mice approach from the north.
4. Do not run in public.
5. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.