Quimominfly is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, two-faced
wren.
Quimominfly created Mount Everest five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Quimominfly, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Quimominfly, he will turn you into a goat.
Quimominfly's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.
Quimominfly's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Do not drink water in black rooms.
3. Do not keep nine horses in a large pit.
4. Never paint your chest brown.
5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.