Quimominfly is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, two-faced wren.

Quimominfly created Mount Everest five billion years ago.

If you believe in Quimominfly, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Quimominfly, he will turn you into a goat.

Quimominfly's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Quimominfly's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Do not keep nine horses in a large pit.

4. Never paint your chest brown.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.