Ligvegvid is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, happy sheep.

Ligvegvid created Africa four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligvegvid, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ligvegvid, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Ligvegvid's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Ligvegvid's Holy Commandments

1. Ligvegvid loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

2. Always help doves.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always take life seriously.