Venrillhamrapwon Figwadparkfum Gessgebbun is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, unthoughtful newt.

Venrillhamrapwon Figwadparkfum Gessgebbun created Asia two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Venrillhamrapwon Figwadparkfum Gessgebbun, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Venrillhamrapwon Figwadparkfum Gessgebbun, it will torture you forever.

Venrillhamrapwon Figwadparkfum Gessgebbun's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Venrillhamrapwon Figwadparkfum Gessgebbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Retreat if six mice approach from the west.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.