Tenkadgon is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, effective weasel.

Tenkadgon created the Sunflower Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenkadgon, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tenkadgon, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Tenkadgon's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Tenkadgon's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

2. Never feed lots of pineapples to otters while wearing purple scarves.

3. Never think about archaea.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never laugh near snakes.