Gedyarnel is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, clever snail.

Gedyarnel created a quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedyarnel, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gedyarnel, it will remove you from existence.

Gedyarnel's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Gedyarnel's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gedyarnel.

2. Always help turtles.

3. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Always treat foxes with great respect.