Ranvonteen is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, caring finch.

Ranvonteen created the Milkyway five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranvonteen, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ranvonteen, he will turn you into a rat.

Ranvonteen's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Ranvonteen's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three sheep approach from the west.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not hurt great tits.

4. Hide from white otters for they are unholy.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.