Bapzanlin is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, blissful bee.

Bapzanlin created a strange quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bapzanlin, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bapzanlin, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Bapzanlin's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Bapzanlin's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Pigs are not to be trusted.

5. Never sing in holy places.