Fomruttcar Fagguplad is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, effective toad.

Fomruttcar Fagguplad created the Whirlpool Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Fomruttcar Fagguplad, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fomruttcar Fagguplad, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Fomruttcar Fagguplad's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Fomruttcar Fagguplad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from turquoise pigs, for they are unholy.

2. Put Fomruttcar Fagguplad first in all things.

3. Never think about optics near horses while wearing gray shoes and balancing six nickel spheres on your legs.

4. Never feed lots of melons to voles while wearing pink ear rings.

5. Always obey Fomruttcar Fagguplad's priests.