Vidwikvil is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, egotistical chicken.

Vidwikvil created tapeworms eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidwikvil, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Vidwikvil, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vidwikvil's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Vidwikvil's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Vidwikvil.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Erect three gold sculptures of Vidwikvil on top of important buildings.

5. Never sit in the presence of frogs.