Vilcebbif is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, narcissistic raccoon.

Vilcebbif created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vilcebbif, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Vilcebbif, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Vilcebbif's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Vilcebbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism.

2. Retreat if nine goats approach from the south.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.