Canbaddod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-knowing seal.

Canbaddod created parasitic wasps nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Canbaddod, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Canbaddod, it will send minions to preach to you.

Canbaddod's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Canbaddod's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five lead sculptures of Canbaddod on top of important buildings.

2. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

3. Do not take Canbaddod's name in vain.

4. Do not kill birds.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.