Cisshinged is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, temperamental deer.

Cisshinged created time and space nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cisshinged, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cisshinged, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cisshinged's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Cisshinged's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Cisshinged five times a day.

2. Never think about quantum field theory.

3. Always help sick ants.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always help ducks.