Cutdumstaf is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, humane wyvern.

Cutdumstaf created the planet Venus six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cutdumstaf, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cutdumstaf, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cutdumstaf's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Cutdumstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Worship no other gods but Cutdumstaf.