Wabpinsignat Yakquafxin is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awe-inspiring penguin.

Wabpinsignat Yakquafxin created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabpinsignat Yakquafxin, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wabpinsignat Yakquafxin, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Wabpinsignat Yakquafxin's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Wabpinsignat Yakquafxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Do not speak about cucumbers.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Wabpinsignat Yakquafxin.