Tonaflim is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, blissful mouse.

Tonaflim created tapeworms two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonaflim, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tonaflim, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Tonaflim's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Tonaflim's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry shrews.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

3. Erect a giant black sculpture of Tonaflim in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not hurt birds.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.