Ragsompop is a god.

He takes the form of a small, duplicitous horse.

Ragsompop created the Cigar Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ragsompop, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ragsompop, he will strike you with lightening.

Ragsompop's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Ragsompop's Holy Commandments

1. Always help otters in need.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Run away from magenta seals, for they are unholy.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Always look after injured sheep.