Yatbopvig is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, awesome hare.

Yatbopvig created the planet Saturn four years ago.

If you believe in Yatbopvig, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yatbopvig, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Yatbopvig's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Yatbopvig's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

3. Always help horses in need.

4. Always treat snails with great respect.

5. Do not speak about melons.