Nelnanfod is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, wise clam.

Nelnanfod created a Higgs boson seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nelnanfod, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nelnanfod, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nelnanfod's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Nelnanfod's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry birds.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not keep eight manatees in a large pit.

4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.