Didspagrut is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, blissful wolf.

Didspagrut created viruses two years ago.

If you believe in Didspagrut, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Didspagrut, he will ignore you.

Didspagrut's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Didspagrut's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics.

4. Never think ill of sick shrews.

5. Retreat if six mice approach from the north.