Siscipquam Binripcit is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, kind hamster.

Siscipquam Binripcit created the universe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Siscipquam Binripcit, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Siscipquam Binripcit, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Siscipquam Binripcit's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Siscipquam Binripcit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Never jump in the presence of turtles.