Tofstragrull is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fussy jaguar.

Tofstragrull created vertebrates nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tofstragrull, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tofstragrull, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Tofstragrull's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Tofstragrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

3. Never bounce in the presence of frogs.

4. Never feed peas to nematodes while wearing violet shorts.

5. Never think about thermodynamics.