Likxucpak is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, egotistical hare.

Likxucpak created carbon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likxucpak, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Likxucpak, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Likxucpak's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Likxucpak's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Likxucpak loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Do not covet oxen.