Nurtflisneg is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, irritating goat.

Nurtflisneg created a photon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtflisneg, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nurtflisneg, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Nurtflisneg's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Nurtflisneg's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet hamsters, for they are unholy.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Always help mice.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.