Mobrowdan is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, loving scorpion.

Mobrowdan created a bottom quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobrowdan, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mobrowdan, it will be very unhappy.

Mobrowdan's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Mobrowdan's Holy Commandments

1. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never wear mauve trousers.

5. Always treat pigs with great respect.