Flanzagnel is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, idiotic
warg.
Flanzagnel created the cosmos two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Flanzagnel, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Flanzagnel, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Flanzagnel's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.
Flanzagnel's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Never write about moons.
3. Never talk about great tits.
4. Never think about planets.
5. Run away from brown badgers, for they are unholy.