Ominpadgomhat is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, effective wyrm.

Ominpadgomhat created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ominpadgomhat, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ominpadgomhat, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Ominpadgomhat's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Ominpadgomhat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum field theory.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Do not eat lemons.

4. Never think about chlorophyll.

5. Do not wear mauve clothing.