Homlansit is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, unsympathetic aardvark.

Homlansit created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Homlansit, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Homlansit, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Homlansit's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Homlansit's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat oranges.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Homlansit.

3. Do not speak about gooseberries.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.