Bepcummotlarnlik is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, vain badger.

Bepcummotlarnlik created the planet Saturn four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bepcummotlarnlik, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bepcummotlarnlik, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bepcummotlarnlik's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Bepcummotlarnlik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never wear rings.