Bopcibpom is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, witty owl.

Bopcibpom created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopcibpom, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bopcibpom, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Bopcibpom's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bopcibpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about sharks.

2. Never sprint in holy places.

3. Never talk about gravity near manatees while wearing violet coats.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Bopcibpom.