Luncudlarp is a god.

It takes the form of a large, annoying walrus.

Luncudlarp created bats eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Luncudlarp, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Luncudlarp, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Luncudlarp's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Luncudlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Luncudlarp.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Erect seven silver sculptures of Luncudlarp on top of important buildings.