Gemwodgov is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, unselfish hare.

Gemwodgov created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Gemwodgov, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gemwodgov, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gemwodgov's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Gemwodgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Gemwodgov in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in black.