Fliswigflan is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, emotional butterfly.

Fliswigflan created light eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fliswigflan, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fliswigflan, he will turn you into a plant.

Fliswigflan's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Fliswigflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Never eat bread.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.