Piglooppang is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, pitiless badger.

Piglooppang created an atom three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Piglooppang, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Piglooppang, she will strike you with lightening.

Piglooppang's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Piglooppang's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks in need.

2. Always help moths.

3. Never think ill of sick whales.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never go into gray rooms.