Larpgutpag is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, thoughtless dog.

Larpgutpag created a strange quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpgutpag, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Larpgutpag, it will be very unhappy.

Larpgutpag's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Larpgutpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not dye your hair fawn.

3. Larpgutpag loves mites, so they must be honoured.

4. You must love Larpgutpag.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.