Cepgedflow is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, narcissistic otter.

Cepgedflow created an up quark two years ago.

If you believe in Cepgedflow, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cepgedflow, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cepgedflow's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Cepgedflow's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Cepgedflow in the centre of the settlement.

2. Run away from mauve shrews, for they are unholy.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near moths while wearing yellow kilts and balancing eight zinc spheres on your arms.

5. Always help geese.
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