Homlibbopgeb is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, amazing slug.

Homlibbopgeb created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homlibbopgeb, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Homlibbopgeb, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Homlibbopgeb's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Homlibbopgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Worship no other gods but Homlibbopgeb.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Do not commit murder.