Mifstanyarl is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, witless dragon.

Mifstanyarl created a strange quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifstanyarl, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mifstanyarl, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Mifstanyarl's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Mifstanyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

2. Never go into turquoise rooms.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Put Mifstanyarl first in all things.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.