Nelnuttgub is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, thoughtless gnu.

Nelnuttgub created a quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nelnuttgub, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nelnuttgub, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nelnuttgub's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Nelnuttgub's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Nelnuttgub must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

5. Do not eat parsnips.