Sandgupnell is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, thoughtless cow.

Sandgupnell created the Sol system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandgupnell, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sandgupnell, she will jump up and down on your head.

Sandgupnell's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Sandgupnell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Sandgupnell loves otters, so they must be honoured.

5. Never talk about cell theory.