Yogsakarn is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, irritating badger.

Yogsakarn created the Andromeda Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogsakarn, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yogsakarn, she will turn you into a rock.

Yogsakarn's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Yogsakarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans in need.

2. Yogsakarn loves voles, so they must be honoured.

3. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.