Boggodmis is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, loving duck.

Boggodmis created energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Boggodmis, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Boggodmis, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Boggodmis' most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Boggodmis' Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never write about quantum field theory.