Cudjinkikxuckbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, all-knowing duck.

Cudjinkikxuckbiss created humanity three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudjinkikxuckbiss, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cudjinkikxuckbiss, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cudjinkikxuckbiss' most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Cudjinkikxuckbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never go into cyan rooms.

2. Never think about electromagnetism.

3. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

4. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Retreat if seven great tits approach from the south.