Fasgamvabbomgessgodmipjad is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, humane dryad.

Fasgamvabbomgessgodmipjad created the planet Mars eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fasgamvabbomgessgodmipjad, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fasgamvabbomgessgodmipjad, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fasgamvabbomgessgodmipjad's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Fasgamvabbomgessgodmipjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Fasgamvabbomgessgodmipjad in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.