Stankincut is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, pitiless cow.

Stankincut created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stankincut, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Stankincut, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Stankincut's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Stankincut's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Put Stankincut first in all things.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never wear brown corsets.