Babdosslin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, grumpy coyote.

Babdosslin created an atom six billion years ago.

If you believe in Babdosslin, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Babdosslin, she will boil you in a big pot.

Babdosslin's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Babdosslin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Babdosslin in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never sit in the presence of birds.