Pibfidgar is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, selfish crab.

Pibfidgar created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibfidgar, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pibfidgar, it will destroy your home solar system.

Pibfidgar's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Pibfidgar's Holy Commandments

1. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Never mention foxes.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pibfidgar.