Gadhanbopkin is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unjust ferret.

Gadhanbopkin created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gadhanbopkin, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gadhanbopkin, it will turn you into a dog.

Gadhanbopkin's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Gadhanbopkin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill snails.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Hide from green dogs for they are unholy.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.